Total Medals Earned: 7,567 (From
1,060 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 132,170 Points
Return to the surface without a single item
Return to the surface with only a single rock
Get chased by seven fish at once
Return 100 fish to the surface
Return over 250 gold worth of items in a single dive
Dive to 500m and return with at least one item
Collect one of every type of item and fish
Return to the surface with 21 items in a single dive
Reach the bottom with any three upgrades disabled
Retrieve the treasure chest
Return to the surface with ONLY the treasure chest
Unlock all medals. Reward: golden hook
Play The Game
Catch Your First Fish
Purchase A Smile
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
just mouse bug or unluck
1 Level is passed
5 Levels completed
10 Levels completed
20 Levels completed
25 Levels completed
15 levels completed
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Back in the mix
Reach the submerged facility
Found the Tactical Shotgun
Complete the Tomb Puzzle
Fry Mother Neptune
Locate the Ruby Jewel
Locate a rare sapphire jewel
Defeat Black Tiger
Put your fellow S.T.A.R.S Member out of their misery..
Complete Chapter 3
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Let's be quiet.
Create a right-click menu.
Completely fill up your menu.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play the game!
Shathead
Obtain the Skrunkle (You don't get anything, but hey, 10 points)
Defeat the Big Boi
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!